Contributors
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Willie Wlizlo
As evidenced by his subscription to Reason and The New Yorker; as evidenced by the Genghis Tron and Stars of the Lid MP3s on his hard drive; as evidenced by a gustatory passion for chili powder and white rice; as evidenced by finding either a snifter of cognac or a PBR tall-boy in his hand, he is an individual (nominally) gravitating between two extremes at all times, and at all times settling for mediocrity. My vocabulary.
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Carl Hill
Nonewthing’s Middle Eastern correspondent who, at once, is waging a silent war with CNBC and trying to raise a family in the confines of a maximum security, political-detainee military prison. After dropping out of Law School, Carl took up the smuggler’s life and found temporary happiness and wealth in the black-market organ trade; alas, an itching junkie took revenge for a deal involving a worn-out pancreas and murdered his first wife and true love.
